Rick: what are you doing?
Dave: working on my patter. I've got the hat now I just need to work on the chat.
Rick: chat for what?
Dave: car sales. I'm going into business. With my natural good looks and charm it'll be a sure winner. We'll make a fortune.
Rick: I don't like to be the person to break it to you Dave but no-one is going to buy a used car from a dog. I mean, you can't even drive can you.
Dave: You have to crush all my dreams don't you
Rick: Can I have my hat back now?
Dave: No
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