Friday, 30 March 2018

Obi-Wan-Dave
Rick: "Dave, why have you got the curtain on your head?"
Dave: "I'm a Jedi"
Rick: "Dave, you're not a Jedi, you're just wearing a curtain"
Dave: "Why can't I be a Jedi?"
Rick: "Because you're a dog!"
Dave: "Yoda's a muppet and he gets to be a Jedi"
Rick: "You can't get to be a Jedi just by wearing a curtain"
Dave: "Alex Guiness did"
Dave: "Just call me Obi-Wan-Dave"
Rick: "That makes no sense"
Dave: " Have you seen the latest Star Wars Movie?"
Rick: "Good point Obi-Wan"

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