Emily: There is a hole in the pocket of my yellow coat.
Dave: You had treats in that pocket.
Emily: Wait, what do you mean "...had treats"?
Dave: They fell out of the hole.
Emily: Why is there a hole in my pocket, Dave?
Dave: You had treats in that pocket
Emily: We've established that there were treats in there but why is there a hole?
Dave: My nose is too big to fit in the pocket from the top.
Emily:........

Obi-Wan-Dave

Rick: "Dave, why have you got the curtain on your head?"
Dave: "I'm a Jedi"
Rick: "Dave, you're not a Jedi, you're just wearing a curtain"
Dave: "Why can't I be a Jedi?"
Rick: "Because you're a dog!"
Dave: "Yoda's a muppet and he gets to be a Jedi"
Rick: "You can't get to be a Jedi just by wearing a curtain"
Dave: "Alex Guiness did"
Dave: "Just call me Obi-Wan-Dave"
Rick: "That makes no sense"
Dave: " Have you seen the latest Star Wars Movie?"
Rick: "Good point Obi-Wan"

Dave: "I'll just be here if you need me"

Dave is a large standard Poodle (note the capital P - Dave feels he is important enough to warrant a capital P). Dave likes balls, playing with dogs, a nice cup of tea and anything he can steal from the waste bin. He is currently attempting for the third time to pass basic puppy's obedience class. He is now in the remedial group for "special" dogs and although he can successfully achieve all the activities he doesn't want to just yet. Dave is wilful but very loving and mostly great fun. He currently weights 85lbs which is quite a lot for a Poodle of 16 months.