Tuesday, 17 July 2018

We are currently on holiday in Norfolk. Best comment of the day was as soon as we arrived. "get that horse off the dog beach!". To be fair he was the biggest dog there... As usual.
After spending two days in the sun on the beach Dave is exhausted and is having a chill day.

Tuesday, 26 June 2018

Dave's new Teddy bear.

Dave has had bear for two days now and has yet to rip his face off and disembowl him. It must be love.

Paddling

Well, it's a hot day. Perfect for a paddle.

Sunday, 27 May 2018

Naked Dave


Rick: Dave where is your collar?
Dave: I'm not wearing it anymore. I like to be naked.
Rick: You are always naked but you do look silly without it.
Dave: I am not naked when I have my collar on.
Rick: I can see your balls Dave. I can always see your balls.
Dave: Now I'm naked EVERYONE can see my balls.
Rick: Trust me, everyone has already seen them.
Dave: Jealous?
Rick:...........

Friday, 11 May 2018

Alien Invaders. Only Dave stands between an alien fleet, crewed by tiny invisible aliens, and the Earth. Fortunately he has the situation in hand.
No aliens survived.