Dave's new Teddy bear.

Dave has had bear for two days now and has yet to rip his face off and disembowl him. It must be love.

Paddling

Well, it's a hot day. Perfect for a paddle.

Dave centre with his dad on the right and one of his brothers on the left. Dave is just about the biggest.

Poodle Party

BOO

I am not happy with this haircut

There are 4 puddles on this walk

Pimms with Mum at the Riverside festival

or a head scarf. Which is also totally acceptable too.

Return of the Jedi.

Naked Dave

Rick: Dave where is your collar?

Dave: I'm not wearing it anymore. I like to be naked.

Rick: You are always naked but you do look silly without it.

Dave: I am not naked when I have my collar on.

Rick: I can see your balls Dave. I can always see your balls.

Dave: Now I'm naked EVERYONE can see my balls.

Rick: Trust me, everyone has already seen them.

Dave: Jealous?

Rick:...........

Alien Invaders. Only Dave stands between an alien fleet, crewed by tiny invisible aliens, and the Earth. Fortunately he has the situation in hand.
No aliens survived.

Dave: no, I won't look at the camera. I don't want my mates to recognise me with this stupid poodle cut.
Rick: I don't like to be the one to break it to you Dave, but you are a poodle. Also, I think your tiny jockey fell off somewhere in the park.
Dave: I'm not laughing.