Saturday, 1 September 2018

Dave is on the new deck. He is covering 15 boards from toes to tail.
15 x 125mm = 1875mm
That's not quite 2 meters of linear dog. It is, however, just over 6 feet of linear dog
This is why he is too big to share our bed. Unfortunately he really doesn't believe he is a big dog. I expect he'll be on our bed again tonight.

Tuesday, 17 July 2018

We are currently on holiday in Norfolk. Best comment of the day was as soon as we arrived. "get that horse off the dog beach!". To be fair he was the biggest dog there... As usual.
After spending two days in the sun on the beach Dave is exhausted and is having a chill day.

Tuesday, 26 June 2018

Dave's new Teddy bear.

Dave has had bear for two days now and has yet to rip his face off and disembowl him. It must be love.

Paddling

Well, it's a hot day. Perfect for a paddle.

Sunday, 27 May 2018

Naked Dave


Rick: Dave where is your collar?
Dave: I'm not wearing it anymore. I like to be naked.
Rick: You are always naked but you do look silly without it.
Dave: I am not naked when I have my collar on.
Rick: I can see your balls Dave. I can always see your balls.
Dave: Now I'm naked EVERYONE can see my balls.
Rick: Trust me, everyone has already seen them.
Dave: Jealous?
Rick:...........